Sundays are for three things… worship, rest, and football of course.I know, I know... Sundays are for rest and worship. Well, I don't know where you are from, but here in Green Bay, we wear our green and gold to church. Some refer to Lambeau Field as the Mecca, and we definitely worship Aaron Rodgers.
So do your Catholic, Lutheran, Buddhist thing, and then get your butt to the couch, because on the Seventh Day, God also made FOOTBALL!
I am not just talking about watching your favorite team. This is full out, grab the bag of chips, make sure the beer is stocked, only go to the bathroom during commercials, risk a mild heart attack because you are so worked up, pray you aren't playing against Adrian Peterson in fantasy, hope your neighbors don't call the cops from screaming, football kind of day!
Also, you feel so lost during the offseason, like something in your life is missing, because seriously what are you supposed to do on Sundays without football?And reading this, you are like this is some die hard dude that got too many concussions playing high school ball writing this. Nope.... I am as girly girl as they come. Except when football is on.
I have honestly made it known that if a guy I date can't talk football with me, it is just not going to work.
So, guys if your girl doesn't bother you to have a serious life talk during the game; but drops the f-bomb when your team is losing, jumps off the couch at the caught Hail Mary, and calls the play before it's made, consider your day of worship and rest a success. Because you can "rest" easy knowing your praying in "church" paid off by sending you a girl that knows on the Seventh Day, we watch "football."
And we all already know, Mondays after football games should be a holiday.. Because on the first day, we are hungover.
So do your Catholic, Lutheran, Buddhist thing, and then get your butt to the couch, because on the Seventh Day, God also made FOOTBALL!
I am not just talking about watching your favorite team. This is full out, grab the bag of chips, make sure the beer is stocked, only go to the bathroom during commercials, risk a mild heart attack because you are so worked up, pray you aren't playing against Adrian Peterson in fantasy, hope your neighbors don't call the cops from screaming, football kind of day!
Also, you feel so lost during the offseason, like something in your life is missing, because seriously what are you supposed to do on Sundays without football?And reading this, you are like this is some die hard dude that got too many concussions playing high school ball writing this. Nope.... I am as girly girl as they come. Except when football is on.
I have honestly made it known that if a guy I date can't talk football with me, it is just not going to work.
So, guys if your girl doesn't bother you to have a serious life talk during the game; but drops the f-bomb when your team is losing, jumps off the couch at the caught Hail Mary, and calls the play before it's made, consider your day of worship and rest a success. Because you can "rest" easy knowing your praying in "church" paid off by sending you a girl that knows on the Seventh Day, we watch "football."
And we all already know, Mondays after football games should be a holiday.. Because on the first day, we are hungover.
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