Don’t worry he’s definitely into you, he just forgot how to text…
You know the torture…. Finally getting the nerve to text him.. And then the waiting game… Maybe you are lucky, and he texts back right away… Or maybe he is one of those annoying guys that reads the text and responds hours later. Or worse yet, responds with just k.
But in the unfortunate event, he doesn’t text you back at all. Here are some excuses you can feel free to keep telling yourself:
1. He is concussed.
He was so excited you texted him, he passed out, hit his head, had to go to the hospital, has a concussion, and forgot you texted him in the first place.
2. His screen is shattered.
He was thinking of the perfect response to text you back, dropped his phone, because he was shaking, it bounced off the fridge, hit the cat, and fell into the toilet.
3. He broke his hand.
He fist-pumped so violently when he saw your name on his screen, he dislocated his wrist, and is in a cast now.
4. He was playing Scrabble with his Grandma.
And since he is such a family man, he didn’t check his phone once while he was at the nursing home.
5. He is narcoleptic.
It’s the middle of the day, but he’s not ignoring you, he fell asleep in the middle of campus.
6. You were too perfect.
He’s intimidated because you were too funny, too pretty, and too smart.
7. He died.
Obviously this is not too dramatic. Who wouldn’t text you back? He must be dead.
Of course, seeing he opened your Snapchat or updated his Facebook status does not mean he has been on his phone ALL DAY LONG. You keep telling yourself that hunny!
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