I love Snapchat and will admit I have probably been annoying on it at some point. I will post selfies on my story, but one, maybe two maximum stories at a time. Sure, I too am guilty of sending pictures of random things. However, there are some people, who I know their life story thanks to Snapchat. Here are 5 of the worst offenders:
1. THE 'MY LIFE IS A DOCUMENTARY' OFFENDER
Are you f'ing serious?! There is no reason for 32 freaking pictures on your story at one time! I don't care what you are having for lunch, what you are watching on tv, what the sky looks like. SERIOUSLY no one cares about every second of your damn day. And if they do, you may want to get a restraining order..
There is one occasion for this long of a story ever.. If you are somewhere cool, and want to show off the sights/buildings, something that I can't see on my own.
2. THE 'I PICK THINGS UP AND PUT THEM DOWN' OFFENDER
I get it, you are more motivated than I will ever be. You run a marathon, sweet send me as many snaps as you want. You do the 75th day of P90x, I already saw the last 74 days, I am good today. The occasional before or after gym snap is fine, but every single time... get back to your workout and off your phone!
3. THE 'PARTY ROCKIN' ALL THE TIME' OFFENDER
Same as gym.. Whoo hoo, you are drinking again. How about paying attention to your Captain and Coke, and not have to worry about breaking your phone? I get it, I drink and Snap... but I don't need to know the exact number of drinks you have in a night.
4. THE 'I SING, DRIVE AND SNAPCHAT'' OFFENDER
Music speaks to the soul. And we all have those songs, but seriously I can listen to the radio on my own. You sound like a dying cow when you sing. Song reminds you of a friend, go for it! But every song that ever comes on while you are driving, 10 seconds doesn't help me jam to it...
5. THE 'LOOK WHAT I'M EATING' OFFENDER
You go to a restaurant and want people to drool about your food, fine. You make a new recipe and want to brag, that's legit. You show me every time you get a Starbucks latte, eat a salad, or make bland chicken, do you not have anything else to do, like eat the damn food?
Well, there you have it. If you are doing any of the following activities that a normal every day human being would do, then we do not need any play by plays of these mundane tasks via SnapChat. These activities include: eating, drinking, working out, yawning, singing, breathing, cleaning, watching television, peeing, blinking, walking and sleeping. This has been a public service announcement, thank you.
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