This type of girl is a rare but glorious find! The low-maintenance girly-girl. Think Jennifer Lawrence. She cares to look good, is a bit of a sap, but is NOT over-the-top spend-2-hours-getting-ready-for-the-gym type of girl and she has a sense of humor to keep up with the boys.
Here are the secrets of a low-maintenance girly-girl. Are you one of there rare commodities?
We love dresses, but only because we hate pants.
What guy doesn’t want to hear a girl say we hate pants? I own about 65 dresses, but it is all for the comfort over the girly-girl aspect of it. Saves a hell of a lot of time, you just pick one and throw it on. No annoying buttons or tight waists. And no wasted time having to match a shirt with pants.
We never leave the house without makeup, the bare minimum amount of makeup
Concealer, foundation, primer, yeah I have no idea what to do with any of that stuff. Unless it’s a special occasion, eyeliner and mascara are all I need.
We can be ready on the fly.
Tell us you are on your way, and we can shower, dress, do make-up, and put our hair up in 15 minutes flat.
You don’t have to worry about us getting mad you didn’t notice our new haircut.
$65 for a haircut that looks exactly like it did before. Nope, mine costs $20 and only because I think every few months, hmmm I should get a haircut it’s been awhile. Not because I notice every split end.
We are a cheap date.
Sure, flowers are nice, but you can get me a bunch of sunflowers, not overpriced red roses. We appreciate a cute text over an expensive gift. And I don’t need a cosmo, just order me a Redd’s.
We fit in with the boys, but we're the biggest saps.
We can keep up with the most inappropriate comments and jokes, but cry at the sappiest of things. One minute, we will be joining in on crude jokes and the next; we will be tearing up because the Patriots’ cheerleaders wore Devon Stills’ jersey to support his daughter’s cancer journey. It's a perfect balance for humor in a relationship, and the feminine touch every man wants!
Our nails are always painted, but I am not afraid to break one.
Need help carrying something; we will not use the “I am a girl” excuse.
We HATE drama.
The “he said, she said” “I hate her because she is pretty.” “I am not going to tell you I am mad”…. Yeah we despise that. You will know why we are mad, on the rare occasion. Because the low-maintenance girly-girl is very hard to offend.
We watch sports and we get it!
We aren’t mad that you spend all Sunday watching football, hey we gotta know if Eddie Royal was as much of a fantasy steal as we thought too! Move over, we are planted on the couch too.
So there you have it, the happy medium of the women world. Not a tomboy, not a princess. Laid back, lives on the fly, easy to please girls are a diamond in the rough!
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