Everyone has that Facebook friend that posts super positive, cheer me up, make you have a better life, turn that frown upside down quotes… Who the hell does it relate to anyway?! So instead, let’s look at reverse psychology, de-motivational quotes that actually almost work:
Smile today, tomorrow might be worse. - Unknown
A day without sunshine, is… you know, night. - Steve Martin
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? - George Carlin
Never put off until tomorrow what you could do the day after tomorrow. - Mark Twain
There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles Schulz
Those awesome motivational posters you always see in offices, yeah they come de-motivational style too!
WORTH: Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
MISTAKES: It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
DOUBT: In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.
MOTIVATION: If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
So thank you, Thomas Edison, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Confucius... But I think I will fill my walls with these instead.
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