Have you ever realized how ridiculous some of the things we complain about are? I caught myself saying “I don’t like my new iPhone 6, because my thumb doesn’t reach the top corner the way I usually hold my phone.”
Are you f’ing kidding me? I have a damn iPhone, and people around the world don’t have clean water. Spoiled brat…
Kids are starving in Africa and we are complaining because:
- My phone charger cord is too short.
- Netflix doesn't load fast enough.
- There’s no room in the fridge for all the groceries I bought.
- I wish I were hungry so I could eat that.
- I ate too much.
- Got bumped to first class, but it’s not a window seat.
- I don't have enough space available for the new update.
- No one can break my $100 bill, so now I am stuck with it.
- My pumpkin spice latte isn’t pumpkin-y enough.
- There isn’t enough cheese on my pizza.
- There’s too much sauce on this.
- There’s no WIFI, so I have to use my phone data.
- My phone is dying, but I am too lazy to get up to plug it in.
- The remote is all the way on the other side of the room.
- My town doesn’t have a Target, so I have to shop at Wal-Mart.
- My roommate took too long of a shower, so now the water is lukewarm.
- I don’t have enough hangers for all the new clothes I just bought.
- People keep sending me Candy Crush requests.
- I forgot I was watching DVR and sat through the commercials.
So some days our biggest problems are that the Facebook notification won’t go away, Justin Beiber is still a thing, and someone forgot to fill the Brita back up, so we had to wait 30 seconds for the water to filter.
Kick your feet up in your warm house, turn on your 42 in. tv, text on your $200 iPhone, decide what to eat from your overstocked fridge, pour yourself a glass of wine, and laugh at how ridiculous our first world problems are…
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