There is really no better excuse to be able to day drink than football Sundays. No one is judging if you crack a shower beer at 7 am. But enough with the same old, beer pong, flip cup, jello shot for every touchdown. Here are a few ideas to spice up your game day drinking:
IF YOU ARE WATCHING, DRINK WHEN:
Cowboys: Tony Romo throws an interception
Bears: Jay Cutler makes that face like he is going to cry
Lions: The crowd chants “Suh” or Suh does something dickish
Packers: Aaron Rodgers connects to Jordy Nelson
Ravens: The Ray Rice incident is mentioned
Seahawks: The 12th man is mentioned or Richard Sherman has another outburst
49'ers: Kaepernick kisses his biceps or any other douchey move, every Harbaugh tantrum
Saints: A Jimmy Johns' commercial
Texans: Every time JJ Watt proves he is super-human on defense
BONUS DRINKING:
-Pick a wide receiver; give out drinks every time they get a first down or scores!
-Every time you want to rip a mic out of Troy Aikman and Joe Buck’s hands, SLOW SIPS NOW.
-Take a shot every time a celebrity messes up the words to the National Anthem.
-And obviously, drown your sorrows if your team loses.
Now, drink up, and call in sick on Monday, because hey, you can’t change the outcome of each game!
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