So the roommate and I went to Target last night, because for Easter my mom got me a gift card, and insisted I use it to buy a dress. Not gonna fight with that request, however it would've been nice if I just picked out a dress.
Which by the way, the clothes are usually what I need to avoid. Go in to get garbage bags and come out with $50 worth of clothes... They are just staring you down right by registers. Nice marketing tactic Target!
I used to buy my groceries there when I lived in Madison, but I learned my lesson the hard way.. You are not walking out with just bananas, milk, and bread..
Because first there is the dollar section, and who knows when you will need those little trinkets. Then let's take a walk back to the shoes, yup in love with every pair. Next to the shoes are Targets cute socks, which are the only kind I wear. And they are only $1.50.. Might as well get 5 pairs.
And then there's the stupid clearance caps at the end of the aisles. Yeah I don't really need any of it. But 30% off basically makes it free.
Thank goodness the home decor section is in the back so I don't need to pass that. Because something would've ended up in my basket, and to think I was set on not grabbing a basket.
Oh the workout stuff, if only I could wear comfy clothes to work every day, it's just all so cute..
The swimsuits, surely summer is coming soon. No you don't need any more suits, you aren't a lifeguard.
Finally hit the dresses, ahh if they had my size in all of them, I would probably have them all.
But across the aisle, I can see the scarves, yup really shouldn't walk over there.. Will power Sam, will power.
Also needed to grab a white T-Shirt, why on Earth are there 15 different styles, what's the difference!?!? It's just a white T-Shirt!!!
Now the professional clothes, I mean it's for work right.. That's always justification.
Why is there a whole city block worth of women's clothes!!! Ahh finally this looks like the maternity section, I can be done looking..
So wait what did I come here for again?
Well played Target, well played.. Just take my stupid money already.
No lady, I do not want to sign up for a Red card, I don't need more incentive to come here!
-The average Target suckered girl
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