I swear I am a good driver.. It's just bad luck!

I swear I am a good driver.. It's just...
Bad Luck!

And it’s time to open my own garage..

I hate to feed into the stereotype that women are bad drivers, but I admit I am not good.. It’s getting to the point of ridiculous how bad my luck is..

No shame, I am going to blame it on luck… Okay fine, it’s probably just me.

The other day I was driving back from my parent’s and my car started jerking back and forth, and grinding like it does when it is slipping on ice, even though it was a beautiful day!

Not to mention that within the past 4 months, I have had to replace all 4 tires, all on separate occasions. Honestly how does that happen.. Driving back from Missouri and thump, thump, thump… Of course, might as well make it a complete set!

Any ladies out there know how to put on a spare? Kudos, because I am far from it. Well actually I milk it, because I do know how, I would just prefer not to! SHHHH.

Here’s the deal, I drove my first car for over 7 years, and there was not a spot on that car that did not have a dent in it. Cut me a break, when I lived in Madison, people would back into your car without a second thought to parallel-park.

And the semi that cut me off in snow and made me spin around 5 times through two lanes on the triple lane highway and stop by hitting a guardrail. SEE, not my fault!

We at that point decided that car was cursed and it was time for a new one. So just got a new car last January, but nope it was just me.. So far in 14 months of having the car, I’ve had 4 flat tires, a broken off mirror, replaced brakes, a trailer hitch dented license plate, a gas tank door that I have to be the Hulk to open, and now a car that jerks like it has a nervous twitch. OH and let’s not forget when the window fell in, you seriously can’t make this stuff up..

I am thinking if I put one more dollar in that car this year, I would be better off just opening a garage so I can get things fixed for free. Or maybe it’s time to invest in a new car, third one has to be the charm! I think an army tank would be my best option..

My stepmom says the first thing she would buy if she won the lottery was a personal driver for me, anyone willing to donate to the cause?!

Your average terrible driver girl

Here is the imprint of the guardrail incident.

Little gameday fender bender.

One of 4 within 4 months, seriously how!?

Having to unload the trunk on a roadtrip to get to the spare for ANOTHER flat tire.